Many potential science students now considering Facebook over an actual science degree.

Peter Kyprianou, s3661871

For many young Australians leaving high school, the thought of what to do after high school can be a hard decision. However, there is now a new option for potential science students that don’t trust the corrupted traditional universities and it’s completely free… Facebook!

Harry Smith, a recent VCE graduate and budding scientist is now considering the new path for science students, free from biased government funding and untrustworthy information like traditional universities. “I just want to help with this pandemic, if it’s even a real thing and not a government cover up” Smith said, “And I think both paths have their pros and cons.”

Just like a university, the information on Facebook is peer reviewed, however your peers aren’t scientists bribed by big pharma and corporations trying to microchip us for tracking by the government. The people on Facebook are just as educated as university scientists too, many are graduates of ‘The School of Hard Knocks’ and work for very esteemed research centres like ‘Nunya’ business’ or ‘Jim’s Mowing’.

Smith recently went to the Facebook open day to see what his course would have to offer.

“I liked it y’know, the course looks really good, and they even have some famous alumni like Chef Pete Evans, who is a very highly regarded scientist free from lame-stream [mainstream] science communities. The people were really nice too and they have a lot of groups dedicated to researching and finding the truth that the government like to withhold from us. Although, many of them do not know how to take a proper selfie for their student ID and for some reason it’s uploaded 7 different times. Or alternatively they just have a photo of an old Holden car or the Southern Cross as their student ID. The Dean’s ID card is a Ned Kelly bumper sticker!”

With this current pandemic bringing along economic uncertainty and many losing their lives and loved ones, scientists are needed now more than ever and hopefully Facebook science degrees can bring more people into the field to help combat this virus.