Beyonce fan Breakdown

What have I done
My life is over
There’s nothing left for me to live for

This dramatic breakdown followed the sudden realisation that I‘m not going to Beyonce.

BEYONCE FREAKIN KNOWLES!!!

My adoration for this woman cannot be expressed in a single blog post.
Although my many albums, fan t-shirts and dolls should give you some idea.

October 22nd would, could and should have been the best night of my life!!!
Instead, my bank account has let me down and I will be listening to Dangerously in love on repeat and pretending I’m a Destiny’s child in my survivor get up.


I’m sorry B, please don’t cry..