Oh the Joy of Soy

It seems like the world is vastly being taken over by vegan eating, fitness loving, organic, unrealistic, dreamy, models!!! (well at least my Instagram feed has)

All this pressure to eat clean and train mean has got me pushing further back into the corner with a packet of tim tams as my dangerous weapon.

Trying to fight against this new wave of super humans is becoming more exhausting than the mere thought of a 6am boot camp sesh.

As I spread layers of full fat, never oily never dry peanut butter over my sugary wonder white toast I get this overwhelming feeling of guilt sweep through my belly. I scroll down my feed to be bombarded with motivational pages urging me to ‘’start today’’ ‘’do it now’’ ‘’vegan is best forget the rest’’ pages.
Partly my fault for following 12 fitness accounts and 1 very depressing weheartmiranderkerr Instagram.

Still, my motivation to join a gym and go organic is lost somewhere in the confectionary isle.

My two best friends are both proud Soy Saluters!
So much so, that their admiration for the mysterious substance drove me to plunge into the Soy swimming pool of Satan.
Hoping this small transition would mark the beginning of my al natural lifestyle change.

‘’Small Soy mocha with 1 please’’ I calmly said, trying to look all joyful and Soyful.
Instead, I was seriously doubting spending my last $4 on this hot drink of unsureness..
– An extra $0.50 for Soy
– A sigh of annoyance from the cashier
– An Irritated clang of a fresh jug from the Barista
This was turning out a lot more difficult than I expected

The overwhelming smell of nut filled my nostrils as I took a big gulp of warm, coffee tinged, chocolatey gggg GROSSNESS!

Those current Soy after taste face ads do not do the reality of my expression justice!

Morning ruined, week ruined and optimistic attitude absolutely ruined!

Never again will I delve into this unsettling world of Soy bean, I’d much rather go to hell with all the other milk drinking, dairy loving humans out there.

Low fat, no fat, full cream, high calcium, high protein, light, skim, omega 3, high calcium with vitamin D and folate or extra dollop… never before seemed so god damn delightful!!!!!