Because I’m actually pretty pleased with them. The first is actually loosely based on one of my good friends. His life is positively cinematic.

1. Felix is your average 26-year-old that shares a house with professional pick-up artists. Following his break-up with a girl that then dates his best friend, he goes to South-East Asia. However, upon his return he finds out that his housemates are kicking him out because they want to turn the house into a business. Jobless and effectively homeless, he couchsurfs until one day he gets an amazing job offer. He goes to the interview…and it’s being conducted by his former girlfriend.

2. Alice has always wanted to meet the perfect guy. It’s a rite of passage: every person has another half in the universe they’re destined to meet. She has almost given up: she’s travelled, used Tinder, agreed to blind dates…and finally it happens. He’s in a coffee shop, with thick-rimmed glasses, coiffed hair and reading a Palahniuk novel. He’s the one. The one she has to kill, before he kills her.