Dear me,

Stop going to midnight screenings of expanded cinematic universe comic book movies at their midnight screenings, especially after already juggling your Wednesday night double feature cinematic fatigue. It’s not good for your health, your conscience, or your wallet; or your brain, to which the tedious and repetitive narratives of Marvel’s superhero-loaded platter of for-TV looking cinema series eat away at every time you give in to another coffee-fueled film frenzy. You’re always going to be disappointed. It’s just about learning how and when to tolerate that disappointment. You’ll thank me later.

With love, me.