I hate festivals and anybody who attends them. If you’re not a part of the lineup then you shouldn’t be there. I hate the culture. Everybody dresses and behaves ostentatiously. They’re all wearing those hats. You know the ones. And the sunglasses.

Festivals give the materialistic an excuse to think that they are these free-spirited nomads. I see through you all. And all you hear from the attendees are how much of a “life-changing” experience it was and how they “found” themselves.

My Facebook seems to always be clogged with photos of these holes of sin. I have a strict zero tolerance policy, so these who post that smut are swiftly deleted.