Christmas casuals: ruining the workplace dynamic every year, from September-January

Okay, so my workplace is currently hiring for christmas, and i swear, i’m about to flip my shit. I work at a variety discount store, which happens to be quite a large retail chain in Australia. While being a uni student, I hold the highest possible position with part time availabilities- I am a Team Leader. This means that as well as my regular duties as a member of staff, I am a supervisor, and in the absence of a manager, I complete other duties as well. There are only two Team Leaders in my store, the other being a mother in her 40s; and is the oldest member of staff that we have. My manager is 26, and our 2IC is 19; one year older than myself.

Now, fortunately for me, interviews were conducted over the two days that my shifts take place, so i was lucky to be able to sit in for most of the interviews, and also run a couple of them. My manager has been complaining non-stop, that we have too many girls (we only have 3 male staff members) and we need to hire more boys for stock processing. Then he goes ahead and interviews a bunch of kids, some first year uni students and some in high school. After collectively deciding (The manager, the 2IC and myself) that we liked one boy and two girls, I got my friend an interview. He did well, despite his nerves, and I know that he is perfectly capable and fits the exact role that we are trying to fill. So that was it, we had two boys and two girls that we liked, and were likely to hire.

So today being my day off, I sat back to attempt to write my comms essay, when I get a weird feeling. I texted my manager to ask how the final interview was, when he tells me he in fact added another interview; so he had interviewed a further 2 girls today. We already have two girls who we rated an 8/10, and he kept saying we needed more male staff to help with stock processing… then he goes ahead and interviews two more girls; girls who are both high school students, without work experience, and no offence, looked like absolute YS’s. W

Someone tell me what these girls could offer us? None of these girls look like they could lift a bloody brick- how are they going to move boxes and heavy stock in store? Without work experience, how are they going to merchandise?! AND HOW ARE THEY GOING TO WORK A DECENT AMOUNT OF HOURS IF THEY AREN’T AVAILABLE DURING SCHOOL HOURS?! TELL ME THAT?!

I hope to God, that not all managers are absolute pill dropping, desperate losers who don’t give a shit about their jobs and only think about themselves, and more specifically, how to fulfil their personal “needs”.

RANT OVER.

Shopaholic? Me?

Consumer behaviour is probably one of the most spectacular things, ever. The fact that something going out of print can be brought back as a major seller just because of a little “Readers who liked this, liked this too” advertising. Advertisers… they’re smart people. I’m definitely a sucker for “Other items like this” and “Have you seen this?” I am the biggest impulse buyer- some of the things i’ve bought are fucking ridiculous. I have a flask which I’ve never used before, books I’ve never read, and clothes I’ll never wear.

The worst thing in the world is when something becomes unavailable- as suggested in the reading movies won’t play in cinemas if there isn’t enough revenue, same with books, tv shows, a music CD, and almost every other consumer good in the world. So when you finally decide you love something and you try and find it- poof! where is it? LOL SORRY, WE DISCONTINUED YOUR FAVOURITE PRODUCT (I still love you, Escada Pacific Paradise)!

 

 

E-books

Personally, I hate e-books. No matter the hours a day I spend on a computer without my eyes hurting, the minute I try to get down to some serious reading, my eyes start to scream. Books were made to be held, to have the pages rustle as you flip them, to have that sweet heady, old, back-in-time, scent, and to be treasured, swapped, given, but never lost. You can give a book for a present, but would you give someone a USB with a bunch of PDFs on it for their birthday? I don’t think so!

Doesn’t that just prove to you the value of books?

But of course, I like the idea of e-books. The idea that we’re able to carry an entire library in the palm of our hands, and never having to deal with the discomfort of having dog-eared pages. It’s smart, compact, convenient… I get it. And it’ll probably take over as the main source of reading distribution. But much like the vinyl record, the book is never going away.

The Gap

similarly to the spaces in a comic book, all work relies on “the gap”- the space between action in which an audience needs to assume what happens. These assumptions are based on past experience and cultural context, so it would make sense that we read “not with the intent of the author”. We apply our own learnings to these situations- say in one frame, we see someone holding a gun, then the screen goes to black, and we hear a gunshot- we can only assume who was shot, and we make these assumptions based on our knowledge of our surroundings.

This is used frequently in drama television; Grey’s Anatomy, Gossip Girl, and all the other typical girl shows I watch. Then again, it also happens at the end of GTA III. Luckily, in TV shows, we are given closure when the next episode comes out and we finally see what happened.

And that’s how hypertext works too, hypertext leaves way for recurrence, and takes away the linearity of text- because we are the active audience, we make the narrative choices, we [somewhat] control the story, just reducing “the gap”.

Hypertext Reading

hypertexta software system that links topics on the screen to related information and graphics.

ever wonder what HTML stood for? Well here you go. Hypertext Markup Language.

In this week’s reading, Landow discusses hypertext narrative and its ability to “challenge narrative and all literary form”. After going through the reading over and over, I just can’t seem to grasp the concept, just the definition. Hopefully tomorrow’s lecture will shed some light.

Oh, yuck. So I’m old now?

So… I’m officially 19. I’m not sure how to feel… 19 is such an unappealing number. Like, I’m definitely overage now… but am i still a teenager? HOW DOES THIS WORK? Can I still go out without makeup on and pull of being a 12 year old? Or can I walk into a bottle shop without being asked for ID? What actually changes now that I’m 19? anything?! or do i just get to feel old and disgusting for the rest of my life? 🙁 farewell, my youth! it’s been great.

On a positive note, I worked today (not really positive) but I gOt A pAyRiSe oH yIs PlS! i’m very excited for pay day next Tuesday. Not that the increase is significant… i just want money 🙁 me needs money. me so brokey.

I’m extremely comfortable saying this right here, because nobody I know will ever see this… But this year’s presents totally sucked. Seriously, do none of my friends actually know me?

Here’s a list of things I got:

  • a pink snuggie
  • perfume
  • a cupcake
  • home-made granola (like seriously, wtf)
  • a gold watch (wait for it…) that’s too big, and has brown links
  • a 3-panel wallet
  • a big zebra toy and men’s cologne

A list of things I wanted:

  • a baby cactus
  • churros

Look, i’m not saying i’m not grateful, because I am. I love that my friends put in the effort to come up with a gift that they thought I would like. But I’m honestly not like other people. When I say I don’t want presents, I DO NOT WANT PRESENTS. Because now I have to fumble with an ugly wallet that doesn’t even have enough spaces for all my cards, I have to keep an expensive watch sitting on my dresser because it doesn’t fit me, nor do i own ANY clothes that go with a BROWN watch (yes i know, i’m pathetically pretentious, i hate myself too), and my room smells like a fat old man. AND I HAVE TO EAT GRANOLA?! WHY DIDN’T I JUST GET MORE CUPCAKES?!

Why didn’t I just get a cactus? When everyone asked me what I wanted… that’s literally what i said. And NOBODY GOT ME A GODDAMN CACTUS. 🙁

This post’s takeaway: Regina pretends to be very simple, undemanding and un-materialistic… THIS IS A LIE. I JUDGE EVERYONE. Please don’t hate me.

Control

In Web 2.0 … The Machine is Us/ing Us it is noted that “The web is linking people”. That we are the machine, and we drive communication through our use of technology.

Recently in entertainment news, Big Sean released a new song titled “Control”, which features fellow rappers Kendrick Lamar and Jay Electronica. In this controversial song, Lamar calls out fellow rappers:

“I’m usually homeboys with the same n*ggas I’m rhyming with/ But this is hip-hop and them n*ggas should know what time it is/ And that goes for Jermaine Cole, Big KRIT, Wale, Pusha-T, Meek Mill, A$AP Rocky, Drake, Big Sean, Jay Electron’, Tyler, Mac Miller/ I got love for you all but I’m trying to murder you n*ggas”.

If you google “Kendrick Lamar Control”, you get 35,2000,000 results in 0.13 seconds. The results range in date from August 13 up until 6 hours ago. One of the most recent posts reveals that the controversy over this song has scored Lamar 208,000 new followers on twitter, which is a 510% increase. In addition to those stats, he gained 88,000 new Facebook fans and views on his Wikipedia page were up 277% week-on-week. (Read more here)

Regardless of the notions behind his verse, this was an exceptionally smart business move for Lamar, in my opinion. He has released a statement explaining his only intention was to bring heat to the industry in order to spark competition, and in the past week, numerous “replies” have been released, which is what Lamar states he wanted. In addition to this, this has done great things for his publicity, and has established him as one to watch, none of which would be possible without the beautiful Web. :’)

Listen to his verse below:

un-unsymposium

In this video, Sir Ken Robinson suggests that we are born as artists, and we are “educated” out of creativity. He also comments on the hierarchy of subjects in schools; how writing and arithmetics are seen as the most important, and arts is seen as the least important. Even within arts, visual arts and music are seen as more important than dance or drama.

It’s an interesting concept, and I agree completely. That mainstream education puts a heavy focus on the 3 R’s (reading, writing and arithmetic) rather than subjects that require a creative input, such as vis-comm, arts, drama and even home-ec.

I know this was a serious issue in my high school. When I was in year 11, we had a big group of students leave to pursue more specialised fields of study including cheerleading, dance, electrical, theatre studies, and music production/composition. When I was still in primary school, my high school stood as one of the best in the state, in terms of achieving the highest VCE results. But now, my old school doesn’t even make the top 50. It’s probably because there has been a huge pressure from students to cater to the creative needs of students. With shows like “Glee” and “MasterChef” that encourage creativity, students are more inclined to explore and discover the arts.

I remember vividly in year 8, when choosing my electives for year 9, I so desperately wanted to pick Media, Textiles and Visual Communication as my electives, but my parents strongly suggested I pick commerce, or advanced maths. However, I ended up compromising. Over the course of years 9 and 10, I studied advanced english, maths and science, media, commercial design, food technology, commerce, and LOTE. Of course, I understood the importance of my english, maths and science, as I needed to get the foundation right if i wanted to do well in VCE, so i worked hard on them, and enjoyed my creative subjects as a “hobby”. But that’s the thing… I focused on my english and maths because apparently in life, that’s what counts. Notice how maths subjects such as Methods and Specialist scale up when you get your ATAR? and how any of the Arts and Humanities scale down?

We are brought up to believe that certain subjects are more important; that certain skills are more important, and if we don’t strive in these categories, we will not be successful in life. That’s a little unfair, isn’t it?

 

Writing as Technology

In the first reading for week 4, it is stated that writing is a technology for collective memory. The reading suggests that writing is a technology for preserving, presenting and communicating human experience as a record, so those in the present and the far future can learn from a secondary source. This ensures that information is communicated widely, and is more easily accessible. The reading addresses the histories of writing forms, and suggests that writing is not strictly writing in it’s literal sense, but the writing of information, whether that be in words, pictures, art forms, sculptures, vocally, or other technologies. While it is stated that a writer “always needs a surface upon which to make his or her marks and a tool with which to make them”, it is also noted that spoken language is a written technology, as “literacy is the realisation that language can have a visual as well as an aural dimension, that one’s words can be recorded and shown to others who are not present, perhaps not even alive, at the time of recording”.

Another point that caught my attention was the proposal that “all writing demands method, the intention of the writer to arrange ideas systematically in a space for later examination”. Similarly to what has already been discussed, this point, to me, translates to mean that any single thought that is recorded in the real world, and taken out of the dimensions of our mind becomes a writing technology- it is recorded or noted in order to communicate our human experience, whether it be to our peers, bosses, or to ourselves in the future. The act of writing is a technology used to preserve the information we concoct in our minds and present it as something tangible, or legible, which we can refer to in the future, in order to communicate our human experiences of learning, of growth, or of general thought.

Who’s Anatomy?

I swear I’ve watched so much Grey’s Anatomy recently that I feel like I’ve become a doctor. I’ll lie in bed watching episode after episode after episode, and next thing you know… it’s 6AM. I just can’t help myself. I find myself crying with the characters and getting angry with them and feeling all the emotions under the sun. Then when the episode ends, and the white text “Grey’s Anatomy” appears on screen, I realise its over and my heart sinks. I’m not a doctor :'( perhaps it’s time for a course change? Somehow I don’t think i’d make it as a doctor in the real world, let alone dealing with the stresses of a trauma patient… ugh. But that’s not the point.

In multiple episodes there have been cases in the show where a general procedure has gone awry. More often than not, it is the attending physicians rather than the interns and residents that get stuck on these patients when they run out of options. It’s always the younger employees who come up with the new, revolutionary surgeries and twisted tests. Only recently, after hours and hours of sleepless nights I realised that it’s an example of double-loop learning! While older, more experienced surgeons are stuck in their old ways, demonstrating single-loop learning, younger doctors who are more in touch with revolutionary medicine who have learned the traditional forms of medicine tend to more open to thinking outside the box, which is double-loop learning!

Of course, this isn’t real, but many of these cases are based on cases that have happened in non-fictional medical history. And this applies not just to medicine, but all career fields, studies and advancements in any kinds of technology. So don’t judge me, but yes, I make real-life connections with the shows I follow religiously. Grey’s Anatomy isn’t just a TV show… It’s a lifestyle. :’)

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