Thank the heavens above that Winter is over. No more layers,no more cold winds, no more water in my socks and getting home at 5 to fall over in the driveway because it’s pitch black… OH WAIT. It’s still COLD, still WINDY and LAST WEDNESDAY IT WAS POURING.

Still, this just means that we are one step closer to Summer- oh heyyyy beach body, where ya hiding? (i don’t have one, i think it ran away). There are actually a lot of things I hate about Spring… but what I hate most of all? HAYFEVER

Hayfever ruins lives. The first time I ever got it, I was 9. My two best friends and I thought it would be a great idea to roll down the enormous hill on our school oval… multiple times. An hour later, I was sitting in class rubbing my eyes and the itchiness would NOT GO AWAY. Mum had to take me home, and i took the next day off because my nose was running like a bloody faucet and my eyes were SO red i could not control my tear ducts and tears were falling out of my closed eyes for hours.

Can we just skip spring? Please? And Winter? And just have autumn and summer forever? FOREVER? PLEASE?