POWER RATINGS

1. Donald trump building a wall to keep the Mexicans out

(The Chinese did it to keep the rabbits out, the jury’s out can Donald repeat history?)

2. Nathan Buckley’s Coaching

(His club has gradually declined ever since he stepped in a senior coach and with a good list there’s no excuses, bring back Mick?)

3. Chris Gayle baby Blush

(Stop giving Chris a hard time, he named his baby after a really inappropriate comment, relax at least he didn’t call his baby, Mel)

4. Bill Shortens “beer drinking” with the Beaconsfield miners

(Bill you’re not going to win the popularity with sipping a pint, you’re an Australian Bill, with Australian heroes, so instead of sipping that beer like a wimp, Bob Hawke style skull that beer and do Australia proud)(also get a smaller head too Bill)

5. Megan Trainor’s bad use of Photoshop

(It’s 2016 Megan learn how to use photoshop whilst producing questionable music in a woeful music video, couldn’t you at least delete it before releasing it?)

6. Johnny Depp

(You’ve lost the battle but can you win the war? Well you’re not helping your chances, thank’s to not claiming your dogs on arrival in Australia,but seriously take your dogs to a country with lenient borders like Mexico)

7. SeaWorld

(Come on no more dolphins at SeaWorld, at least get some sharks with frikin laser beams!)

8. Mendes and Gosling

(Didn’t you two learn anything from a place beyond the pines, when you secretly welcome a second child it isn’t secret if the whole world knows about it)

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And that’s this weeks top 8 in the Power Ratings (10th May 2016)