so, during my recent trolling of the internet as a means of procrastination from doing uni work, i discovered this lovely little website/blog which is similar to the awesome top ten site but this one is pretty much all about food. welcome to endless simmer.com, a site that will not only tell you the top foods that could only have been invented in america but also top drinks, fatty foods and food that could have only been invented in our humble Australia. oh, and who could leave out the top ten ways to eat mac and cheese? that one will sadly make you actually want to eat mac and cheese while feeling extremely grossed out at the same time. (woah! there are a lot of links in that paragraph, but they are all worth the look)

below are some pictures off those lists that really just make me feel sad for humanity.

first off, deep fried coke! say waaaat? that just seems wrong. but apparently it is not only doable but edible. good luck shaking off those calories

and here’s the perfect meal to add to your deep fried coke, just in case you weren’t consuming enough carbs, yup, waffles, ice cream and fried chicken. sounds scrumptious.

and who could forget the delicious turducken? thank you america for ruining my mental image of birds for life

have i grossed you out enough yet? probably. so, to lighten the mood, and because i still can’t get enough of all things minion related, here’s the top ten minion inspired items. is it sad that i want every single thing on this list? especially those slippers! and the dog outfit, although my dog would not be very happy with it.