Have you ever been to a birthday
Party for children?
And one of the children
Won’t stop screaming
‘Cause he’s just a little
Attention attractor

When he grows up
To be a comic or actor
He’ll be rewarded
For never maturing
For never under-
Standing or learning

…

I must be psychotic
I must be demented
To think that I’m worthy
Of all this attention

Of all of this money, you worked really hard for
I slept in late while you worked at the drug store
My drug’s attention, I am an addict
But I get paid to indulge in my habit

– Art is Dead, Bo Burnham
  Album: Words, Words, Words (2010)