An ordinary RMIT student who thinks that life is what you make of it. Incredibly awkward, he tries to make conversations, but fails to engage, so he turns to his blog, sharing everything on his head that he was too scared to share with his friends. He believes pizza is love and will instantly falls in love with anyone who gives him pizza, because he is a pizzanitarian, looking at pizza without the crust, the sauce, or the toppings.