Chai lattes– you guys are some tasty bchz. Even though you make me feel overwhelmed by sweetness at times, I love you like my own son and not a day goes by that I don’t will you into my belly. But a gal has to resist. Absence makes the heart grow fonder sugar.x
Mango– I miss you man. You always appear out of nowhere and we have this amazing summer together and then you just leave with no warning. You break my heart again and again but I can’t help but return to you. Yeah I’ve tried frozen and canned, but who are we kidding? I need you mango and only you, with your luscious flesh and sweet aroma. Come back to me. Come back.
Avocado– I want to smear you all over my body sometimes. all the time
Yogurt– sometimes you’re sweet and sometimes you’re sour, but that’s okay baby- I love you anyway. Whenever you need somewhere to go I’m here for you baby. Yeah granola on top would be nice, but I take you as you are girl, natural and delicious just the way you are. Come inside my belly pouch.
Smoothies– you own the key to my heart girl. Whenever I’m having a bad day I can rely on you to sweeten it up with your natural goodness. I’m not talking about green smoothies-that sh*t nasty. I’m talking about you artificially sweetened dairy drink that claims to be healthy. All you.
Cheese– there are no words. But to quote bad girl Miley Cyrus, “we’re meant to be in holy matrimony, God knew exactly what he was doing, when he led me to you… I adore you.”
What? I don’t have problems. You have problems.
Trust in sparkles,
Mr G x
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