Just wanted to get out some negative energy and thought the internet would be a good place to vent because of the way that its not eternal and everything you say in years time cannot be linked back to you. (jus kidding el- that was a jok 4 u- also this is course related because i mention the net).

The worst vegetable of all of the vegetables is the zucchini.

here is a letter to the zucc.

Dearest Zucchini,

you make my life a living hell once every six months when mum sees you on the supermarket shelf and decides to pop it in the old trolley and be inventive with dinner.

you make my life a living hell.

As you sit there on my plate, steamed and flavourless, I ask myself, “what is the point of you?”.

You make me very sad zucchini. you should be ashamed of yourself.

I understand that maybe you’re alright if you’re stuffed with cheese (tasty) or a piece of tantalising prosciutto is draped across your torso, but they aren’t you. You are plain. You are nothing to me. You’re hardly even nutritious.

You disgust me.

I think I need to drink less coffee.

Magic iz real

Zucchini hatin hater