Last week, I was quite unwell. I’ve been thinking about it,
Day Negative One
- I feel weird. I am lethargic and grumpy
Day One
- 6.00am – wake up with a sore throat. It’s right in that little dip of my neck. It’s an inconvenience and I know it could mean getting a bit sick… but nothing yet
- 6.00-10.00am – lethargy. Not atypical for the morning. Sore throat isn’t much better – nor helped by getting an iced latte, which was an idiot move. Back to bed
- 11.30am – feeling better, but wary. Head to Coles and stock up on vitamin C: a juice, a whole thing of blackberries, two nectarines
- 12.30pm – Throat is sore, and not appreciating the sensation of food travelling through. Weird metallic taste in my mouth, like childhood tonsillitis. This does not bode well
- ??? – fall asleep trying to watch movie for cinema class. Why did I watch it in bed?
- 1.40pm – wake up, disoriented and gross. Film isn’t over but it’s time to gI’ve up. Very lethargic, shoulders sore
- 3.30pm – pass out under the air conditioner
- 6.00pm – wake up to dog barking at passerby. Fair enough. Feeling extremely dehydrated, threat sore, sniffly and sneezy, shoulders aching. Dose up on psuedoephodrine (can’t spell that)
- 6.30pm – feeling fantastic
- 8.00pm – sleep. Comes easily. Lots of Vicks Vaporub
Day Two
- 10.30am – wake up to dog barking to be let out. Fair enough. Discover I’ve left the air con on all night. Terrible disaster.
- 10.32am – remember I’m sick. Feel better than last night
- 11.00am – Am I actually getting better? Spend day meandering round the house, getting bits off assignment done
- 1.30pm approx – sneeze into dough I’m making. It’s gross. Maybe not as well as I’d hoped
- 4.00pm – definitely not.
- 8.40pm – decide to make it an early night again. Actually fall asleep around this time, which must mean I’m pretty bad since I went to sleep so early the night before
Day Three
- 10.00am – wake up. Download that phone game where you match the dots to make them disappear. It’s actually pretty good. I really like the music
- 11.00am – actually get out of bed.
- 11.30am-3.00pm: mess around with finishing touches for assignment. Turns out found footage is really laborious. Who knew? (Everybody knew.)
- 3.00pm – you know what I deserve? An episode of Downton Abbey
- 7.00pm – Downton‘s such a great show
- 7.15pm – notice that I don’t actually feel that bad any more. The wellness crept up on me. Eat and actually enjoy dinner, and I’m glad because it’s sushi from that nice place down the road
- 11.45pm – submit assignment. The upload is not fast.
- 11.46pm – shit, did I forget to put a title in?
- 1.00pm – bed, bed, bed
Day Four
- 7.30am – I wake up and discover I am a functioning, healthy human once again