As I was creating my “About” page for the blog I noticed that my writing wasn’t exactly going down the path that I had intended it to take, so I decided to cut it all out and restart. Nevertheless, I thought it was still amusing.
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My full name is Dominic Van Bui. You don’t have to call me that, “Dominic” or “Dom” should be good enough too.

I am 18 and living in the south-eastern suburbs of Melbourne.

This stuff is pretty boring to type, so it must be pretty boring for you to read, so I’ll try to skip to some interesting things about me.

Let’s see…

I used to have three budgies: two guys and a girl. One of the guys was ‘courting’ the girl. The other guy attacked that guy and that guy died. Then the other

guy and the girl escaped their cage. I was five and heartbroken.

I miss you Bluebell.

But not you, Other Guy. That was a dick move. You murdered your bro and stole his girl.

Dick.

Move.

I can’t even remember what your name was anymore. I hope you got hit by a truck.

I don’t even know why I’m bringing up this story after thirteen years. Is it because I need to sound interesting for the internet? Am I trying to be eccentric? I’m not even an animal person anymore. This will totally give you the wrong impression about me.

Screw this, I’m starting again.