This week Apple ‘gifted’ U2’s new album to me.

Gee thanks. It’s honestly more of a hassle removing it from my library than it’s worth.

Here I was thinking nothing could kill my high spirits on Saturday night, chilling with my friends with my iPhone innocently playing my favourite tunes on shuffle, then I hear the whiny, monotoned voice of Sir Bono.

Reaching all new high’s of creepiness, Apple automatically updated my phone to include 11 U2 tracks from their newest album in an apparent publicity stunt that coincided with the release of the iPhone 6 and Apple Watch. Blah blah blah.

WE DON’T WANT YOUR SHIT MUSIC.

Apparently Apple just wanted to remind us that the majority of our personal devices are solely controlled by Apple, and consequentially the majority of our lives.

Cheers for the reminder Apple, you self important flogs.