Ladies, stay classy. Surely there is no need to whip out your nail clipper and go all yo mama on your toenails… Right smack bang in the train. In the morning. Thanks dearest, I’ll move away from you next time.

And to those ladies (and gentlemen) of whom I can clearly hear biting, licking, sucking their nails in public transport or otherwise. Please stop. Just stop. The awful sound you create as you chew away your nails and cuticles is making me sick enough to vomit on you.

Disgusting.